God, Come in God
God come in, God
Damn you’re a girl...
I guess the reason I’m talking to you tonight is
cause I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and...
And I consider myself a pretty cool guy
and I never cheated on any of my girlfriends...
Well, except that one time in Japan
but that was just for head and
head don’t count right?
Thanks God, I knew you’d understand...
Well, I just feel like...
Well to be honest with you,
God I just need a sweet bitch!
You know somebody not too,
not too fast but not too slow.
Cause I don’t have it all to do it my damn self,
and life aint easy,
you know? I just want somebody by
your side to help smooth
that thang out, you know what I’m talking about...
And at this point,
I mean I’m not being picky,
she don’t even have to a big ol’ ass you know?
Just something well proportioned to her body,
you know a nice little tail you know?
What you say? You... You say you found somebody?
Is she cute? So when do I get to met her?
Awww, God you are the greatest!
Well, I guess I’ll talk to you later...
Oh I’m sorry, I’m sorry.